Dialogues for and about Animals

#082 ANIMAL PUPPET ABSURDITY - Eleven comedy routines for entertainers who use animal/bird puppet characters when performing for youthful audiences. Routines: Don’t Croak (for frog puppet); Fuzzy (worm, caterpillar, snake, etc.); Smellin’ Pretty (skunk); Allie-Gator (alligator); Mac-N-Box (any type puppet in box); It’s Grrrrr-eat (lion); Papa Was A Bird Dog (goofy dog); Bearly Believable (bear); It’s A Dog’s Life (dog); With A Twitch Of The Nose (rabbit); Well Groomed (any Shaggy puppet). By Marty Mann.

#167 WARM FUNNY FUZZIES - Animal ventriloquist dialogue scripts! If you use any type of fuzzy, furry, or hairy puppet, then this book will provide excellent comedy material for your shows! Also useful when talking about animals or a furry ventriloquist figure. You’re welcome to take comic lines from one of more dialogue found in this book and add them to your own routine, too. Five complete program dialogues by various performers. Living With Class (Joseph Libby); My Fuzzy Friend (Stephen L. Roberts); What’s In A Name? (James Boyer); Hair-Larious (Shirley Brandau); and Foreign Hair (Jeff Bolson). (Be sure to look for the companion book: "More Warm Fuzzies".)

#168 MORE WARM FUZZIES - Animal ventriloquist dialogue scripts! (A companion to "Warm Funny Fuzzies".) If you use any type of fuzzy, furry, or hairy puppet, then this book will provide excellent material for your shows! Each routine is filled with humor, but also includes a serious theme. EIGHT dialogues total: Sack Lunch Shares (Kevin & Sonja Detweiler); Self-Esteem (Catherine Gardner); Not One Of The Crowd (Ginger Blackburn); Learning To Shine Inside Out (Ellen Cisco). And the following routines for ministry: Like Yourself (Francine Patterson); The Grumpy Grumlett (Irma Jean Stone); God Loves The Furry Ones, Too! (Sharon Knaak); For The Love Of Ugly (Rev. F. E. "Fritz" Widmeyer). All dialogues will contain lines which are useful when talking about animals or a furry ventriloquist figure. You’re welcome to take lines from one or more dialogues found in this book and add them to your own routine.

#1185 COMEDY COW DIALOGUES. 36 pages packed with bovine comedy. No bull! (Well, maybe just a little.) Dialogues, rhymes, poems, jokes, riddles, and more. Pure country family humor, all original by Sally Cowell.

#1151 ZANY JUNGLE TALES! Original comedy ventriloquist dialogues by Craig Lovik. What do you do when a forty ton Pigeon-assauras has escaped from Giraff-sick-Park? That’s the hilarious discussion in script one: The 40 Ton Pigeon. Also: Things Not To Do AT The Zoo, and Gorilla Fleas. By Craig Lovik.

#1173 DINO-TALES; Comedy ventriloquist dialogues and zany poems for use with such character puppets or when talking about dinosaurs. Great fun and all original material. By Sally Cowell. Published by The Good Clean Fun Publishing House